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The Fall of Comcrap and Ratrace
part 1
A monopoly story. Greed rules this world with an iron fist. This level of ego has not been seen since the railroad wars of the 19th century. Comcrap is on the decline. They are not able to sell manure to people as in the past. A stagnant beast on its last legs trying to steal the cheese from Ratrace. A pathetic corporation on the verge of dominant control of multiple industries. They just wanted to regain what is rightfully their product. Mountains of ratshit for all to enjoy.
The Fall of Comcrap and Ratrace
part 2
The tale of Fux. An angry network taken for a ride by anyone with golden dreams. Fux seemed to enjoy golden showers from its suitors. In other news, ATIT just won its battle with the Department of Visually Impaired Justice. ATIT poured milk all over the greedy judge. He enjoyed it so much he ruled that ATIT had the right to sodomize customers. ATIT can absorb TWDC without any lubricants to facilitate the merger. The judge added, “This merger should be a shining example of what a monopoly looks like on the world stage, but ATIT convinced me with giant donations their way is the future.”
Comcrap smiled when they heard the news. Time to back up the manure truck. FUX was about to enjoy a heavy, dark rain. Ratrace is in the midst of a shitstorm. Forecasters on GTW news have no clue when this weather pattern will stop. Solo performed badly. They should take felatio lessons from DRUMPF to make customers happy. Next chapter. The pillagers are camping in front of FUX headquarters. Only one will win this round of the BS Wars.
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