Back in 2009 our webadmin was working on a forum. All alone without help from anyone he build everything himself.



Here is the file he never sent vinny and me when we weren't helping create the icons, banners etc.





In fact nearly everything, was not made by vinny and others such as myself.

Here is what is NOT mine, some dating 2009:



I don't have all files with their layers timestamped and original psd. and just to show you that, I didn't splatter the outline of the van red, a van which is not a seperate file I also made... in 2009, where I was not taking pictures of SGB, Head and Vnny playing.



Here is the background used, not given to me by Head, who never contributed anything because he weren't there.

... In 2009 you jackasses !

You will also notice the older banners are not mine, each and every last one.
Just like I never made the banner for the ULK OC, the ULK open challenge front banner and the ULK section forum's banner lmao.

Also yes, the elephant logo I never made - and it wasn't in 2009 becaue we weren't here.

Oh yeah, the idea of the OC, the rules, concept, name and map wasn't mine:



If I had made that, which I didn't because I weren't there, the only thing I wouldn't have made would be the goldfish logo which zegro would have come up with... had I been there.

Back then the other gangs didn't even have logos and bringing over the white elephant and make it our logo was not my idea and "white elephant" is not a quote from VCP Ransom from MTA.

Golfclap you fucking asshats



Here we are, NOT playing in 2009:


Here is a random log from a war in 2009, where vinny, boro, pontera, phuk and me weren't there:


[19:34] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 [DU]_jansi _4killed _3TLK.Tical _6(M4)

[19:34] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK=Bishop _4killed _3[DU]_jansi _6(M4)



[19:35] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 TLK.Sephiroth _4killed _3ULK::BORO _6(M4)
[19:35] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [5] _2TLK.Sephiroth:_1 wtf
[19:35] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [6] _2ULK::BORO:_1 what the hell


[19:37] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 [DU]Darfy _4killed _3ULK.Vinny _6(Stubby)

[19:37] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 [DUz]Alucard. _4killed _3TLK.Sephiroth _6(M4)
[19:37] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [5] _2TLK.Sephiroth:_1 fuck
[19:37] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [5] _2TLK.Sephiroth:_1 meh

[19:37] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK.Prontera _4killed _3[DU]Darfy _6(Spaz)

[19:38] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK.Gulk _4killed _3[DU]Ranulfo _6(M4)
[19:38] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [7] _2[DU]Darfy:_1 dang
[19:38] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [5] _2TLK.Sephiroth:_1 meh
[19:38] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [7] _2[DU]Darfy:_1 atleast i got Vinny :D
[19:38] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK=Bishop _4killed _3[DU]Rohit _6(m60)

[19:38] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK.Gulk _4killed _3[DUz]Alucard. _6(M4)

[19:39] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 [DU]Desert_Eagle _4killed _3ULK.Phuk _6(M4)

[19:42] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK=Bishop _4killed _3[DU]Desert_Eagle _6(Stubby
[19:42] <DNS-Bot> _2**_4 [7] _2[DU]Darfy:_1 !hp bishop
[19:42] <DNS-Bot> _3** ULK=Bishop's HP: [IIIIIIIIII] 100%
[19:42] <DNS-Bot> _3** ULK=Bishop's Armour: [IIIIIIII--] 81%

[19:43] <DNS-Bot> _4>>_3 ULK=Bishop _4killed _3[DU]TheOnly _6(m60)

That's NOT Boro, vinny, Prontera and Phuk right there training the rookies since 2009, you dumb fucking morons.






Here we don't have hazz and me training olvido, in 2009, because we WEREN'T THERE.




And this is not, repeat NOT, SGB training TLKs in a war in 2009. Oh hello TLK olvido.



This is not Phuk 2009 because he weren't there.





Not 2009, can't be 2009, 2009 is wrong. Back when I never contributed anything because I never learned to play and weren't even there.


Here from a war in 2009 where I did not protect the front alone using a desynched truck as stealth cover and killed everyone twice (they didn't respawn because the chat read "died) and didn't walk into the same trap again.





Head did not save a loc for us, in 2009, where we'd go smoke in between killing, we did not call it the ULK house and it was not our little ritual, we often used because WE PLAYED EVERY NIGHT TOGETHER.




And here head and me are not in a war 2009 NOT CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING. Because in 2009, we weren't there.




Sephiroth raging since 2009, while we weren't there fighting hanney. Oh hello TLK.Olvido




This is not a 36 spree ending with 2 carkills from 2009 because I weren't there.
And I never learned to play anyway.




This is not me showing kong how to do war tactics for a/d in 2009.

I was not doing screenshots, checking angles, putting them in PS and posting long post on all bases and putting them up on the private section since 2009.

In fact, I don't have a single post in the tactics section and it would be impossible to check the time and date.

Of course since I weren't there in 2009 it brings up the question of am I here now?

What if, we are all living as micro-organisms inside a huge universe which is really the palm of marshmallow man !?!?!?!

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Session Start: Sun Feb 22 22:44:51 2009
Session Ident: HeAD
[22:44] Session Ident: HeAD (ULKnet, Bishop) ([email protected])

[22:49] <HeAD> i'll admit i always fire right after my enemy if i can, but i always make sure to fire first if i can too
[22:49] <HeAD> lol
[22:49] <HeAD> akiharu has been learning that concept
[22:50] <HeAD> he's been getting better slowly but definately better
01[22:50] <Bishop> should be good with some practise for everyone
01[22:50] <Bishop> so we can spot our individual weaknesses
[22:50] <HeAD> i think the biggest thing holding him back is weapons switching, and the fact that nobody really challenges him to use other styles

Schooling pakiharu in multidimensional fighting 2009

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Session Start: Mon Aug 10 21:20:19 2009
Session Ident: ^akiharu
1[21:20] <ULK-bot> cud u test lms with me on my server? :)
1[21:20] <ULK-bot> it works but im trying to get rid of the fly bug in it :S
Session Time: Tue Aug 11 00:00:00 2009
[20:07] <^akiharu> hey
1[20:10] <[AFK]ULK-bot> hi
[20:11] <^akiharu> hey have you checked out our updated site?
[20:11] <^akiharu> yet?
1[20:11] <ULK-bot> ye :D
[20:11] <^akiharu> :P
[20:11] <^akiharu> which one do you check more often?
[20:11] <^akiharu> ulk forums or xe forums?
1[20:11] <ULK-bot> ULK
[20:13] <^akiharu> alright
[20:13] <^akiharu> do you see the advertisements on the uLK forum?
[20:13] <^akiharu> there should be many ad locations
[20:13] <^akiharu> throughout the forum
1[20:13] <ULK-bot> ive seen the ones between post
[20:14] <^akiharu> there are ones below the banner at the top
[20:14] <^akiharu> and above the footer
1[20:14] <ULK-bot> hmm ye I see em
[20:14] <^akiharu> can you do me a favour and click 2 random ads everyday?
1[20:15] <ULK-bot> lol why?
[20:15] <^akiharu> each click theoretically helps make the site more attractive
[20:15] <^akiharu> to advertising companies
1[20:15] <ULK-bot> :P
1[20:15] <ULK-bot> ok
[20:15] <^akiharu> more advertising companies bidding on our forum
[20:15] <^akiharu> = more $$
[20:15] <^akiharu> more $$ = better webhost and better domain
[20:16] <^akiharu> ulkgang.com :P

1[20:16] <ULK-bot> ye dont u get paid for using google ads?
[20:16] <^akiharu> or ulk.com :P
[20:16] <^akiharu> I do get paid
[20:16] <^akiharu> but it's a matter of cents
[20:16] <^akiharu> that's why I need bidders
1[20:16] <ULK-bot> :P
1[20:16] <ULK-bot> ok np
[20:16] <^akiharu> and you get bidders by getting clicks
[20:16] <^akiharu> okay make sure you wait some time
[20:16] <^akiharu> between your 2 clicks
1[20:16] <ULK-bot> ok
[20:17] <^akiharu> and it's really max 2 a day
[20:17] <^akiharu> or google will start investigating
1[20:17] <ULK-bot> ok
[20:17] <^akiharu> alright thanks in advance :P
1[20:17] <ULK-bot> np
Session Close: Tue Aug 11 21:44:52 2009

Session Start: Tue Dec 07 02:30:23 2010
Session Ident: HeAD
[02:30] Session Ident: HeAD (GTANet, Bishop) ([email protected])

....

01[02:32] <Bishop> lol
01[02:32] <Bishop> he might be an okay admin anyway
01[02:33] <Bishop> even if he is a lying faggot
01[02:33] <Bishop> might even argue in his favour that he is able to lie and manipulate
[02:33] <HeAD> lol yeah
[02:33] <HeAD> tbh
[02:33] <HeAD> akiharu is the same way
[02:33] <HeAD> not entirely morally clean


[02:37] <HeAD> sephiroth is a 100% fake presence, nobody he meets online will ever know a true thing about him, and he forms his image based on those around him lol
[02:37] <HeAD> a mimick
01[02:37] <Bishop> seph etc
[02:37] <HeAD> for whatever reason, he has emotional issues that prevent him from being "real" online
01[02:37] <Bishop> lol
01[02:37] <Bishop> XD
[02:37] <HeAD> and so he forms a presence based from shit other people say
[02:38] <HeAD> i've watched him since day 1 lol
[02:38] <HeAD> tmavs is doing the same thing
[02:38] <HeAD> any words he says are either what he thinks we want to hear
[02:38] <HeAD> or what he has heard others say
01[02:38] <Bishop> rofl
01[02:39] <Bishop> when I said I was crazy ? I take that back
[02:39] <HeAD> never once revealing their OWN stance
[02:39] <HeAD> or viewpoint
01[02:39] <Bishop> THAT right there is crazy
[02:39] <HeAD> heheh think back on it, you'll see i'm right about it :P

you'll see i'm right about it
you'll see i'm right

you'll see

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Session Start: Sun Jan 10 19:35:39 2010
Session Ident: HeAD

Some more on how we weren't contributing in 2009, discussing advanced strategy and pioneering moves:

http://www.xfire.com/video/1d7291

01[19:59] <Bishop> I ducked on cola in the final move of the match
[19:59] <HeAD> lol
01[19:59] <Bishop> I was down to 33 hp at the airport, he had spaz upstairs
01[19:59] <Bishop> he takes out kong
01[20:00] <Bishop> I know my only shot is rushing him before he comes up with a move or plan
01[20:00] <Bishop> so we circle and fire at the same time
01[20:00] <Bishop> only I duck
01[20:01] <Bishop> he should have used ranged attacks on me
01[20:01] <Bishop> up close the spaz isnt an advantage if you use it like a stubby
01[20:01] <Bishop> you have to keep ghost shooting with it
01[20:02] <Bishop> ready to rock the show?


[21:50] <HeAD> its fun being better at glitch than all these retards
01[21:50] <Bishop> kong linked
01[21:50] <Bishop> http://www.xfire.com/video/1d7291/
[21:51] <HeAD> rofl
01[21:51] <Bishop> that's ducking for you
[21:51] <HeAD> http://screenshot.xfire.com/avatar/160/mertq.jpg
01[21:51] <Bishop> look at how arrogant the style is
[21:51] <HeAD> and the genius who unmasked it all
01[21:52] <Bishop> I am hardly moving from his shots
[21:52] <HeAD> lmao
[21:52] <HeAD> at how you're sliding out in the beginning
01[21:52] <Bishop> lol
01[21:53] <Bishop> that's the weaker usage of ducking
01[21:53] <Bishop> I use it as offence
01[21:54] <Bishop> I dont even more around
01[21:54] <Bishop> just sit there
[21:54] <HeAD> lol
01[21:54] <Bishop> if I am playing someone good I will only use ducking defensively
[21:54] <HeAD> i have seen 2 kinds of wannabes so far
[21:54] <HeAD> and only 1 guy c-glitching
[21:55] <HeAD> i see a bunch of idiots crouching when they fire, then jumping
[21:55] <HeAD> lol
01[21:55] <Bishop> lo
01[21:55] <Bishop> rofl
[21:55] <HeAD> then theres fast switchers who have no chance at hitting me crouch glitching
[21:55] <HeAD> your move is different than all it seems

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[19:57] <HeAD> well i seriously try very hard to make XE a fair and balanced place
[19:57] <HeAD> it's simple to respect the system
[19:57] <HeAD> cheats = ban, everything else is just a game
[19:57] <HeAD> simple as that

(2010)

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Session Start: Sat Nov 14 20:29:45 2009
Session Ident: HeAD

[20:57] <HeAD> oh well, you have to figure
[20:57] <HeAD> with all the people we trained and schooled
[20:57] <HeAD> a percentage has to deny it
[20:57] <HeAD> and act like they invented it all on their own
[20:58] <HeAD> prontera has to have it the worst, when he says "i invented stubby jumping"
[20:59] <HeAD> they turn around like "hanney is the best!"
01[20:59] <Bishop> lol

a percentage has to deny it

has to deny it

deny it

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Session Start: Sat Mar 21 20:42:52 2009
Session Ident: ^akiharu

"Schooling and training since 2009"

Starting up training 2009:

01[20:43] <Bishop> any training set up yet ?
01[20:43] <Bishop> also, about training, the server needs to be password for the event
01[20:43] <Bishop> ed*
[20:46] <^akiharu> no training for this weekend i think
01[20:54] <Bishop> so let's set up a time now for next weekend
[20:54] <^akiharu> yea next
01[20:54] <Bishop> I still say sunday
[20:55] <^akiharu> yea
01[20:56] <Bishop> 2000-2300 gmt
01[20:56] <Bishop> somewhere around that
01[20:56] <Bishop> make it 2100 gmt

Explaining what attack/defend is, because he didn't know:

01[21:05] <Bishop> in training we have to practise base attacking and defending
01[21:06] <Bishop> so we need a base
[21:07] <^akiharu> what do u mean..... spawnsites?
01[21:07] <Bishop> also, is it possible to change the script on the server ? we need 2 skins spawning with friendly fire on and stubby + nade + m60
01[21:07] <Bishop> a house or area to defend
01[21:08] <Bishop> or molotovs
01[21:09] <Bishop> in mta we had succes in various places
[21:09] <^akiharu> im kinda confused
01[21:09] <Bishop> I'd like to go with something new however
01[21:09] <Bishop> how so ?
[21:09] <^akiharu> do u mean spawnsites inside houses?
01[21:09] <Bishop> no
01[21:09] <Bishop> you pick any spot on the map
01[21:10] <Bishop> and defend it
[21:10] <^akiharu> oh
01[21:10] <Bishop> the opposing team then attacks
01[21:10] <Bishop> round 2 the roles are reversed
[21:10] <^akiharu> so when u die
[21:10] <^akiharu> do u respawn?
01[21:10] <Bishop> your gone
[21:10] <^akiharu> oh okay

[21:12] <^akiharu> wuts friendly fire lol

... lmao


Explaining, that in wars you use voice programs:

[21:21] <^akiharu> most of the people on irc are people i know though
[21:22] <^akiharu> am i supposed to kick em out?
01[21:22] <Bishop> lol
01[21:22] <Bishop> nah we will go on vent
[21:22] <^akiharu> lemme see if we can have a private secondary channel
01[21:22] <Bishop> we have to use it anyway
[21:23] <^akiharu> ?
[21:23] <^akiharu> go on vent?
01[21:23] <Bishop> yeah
[21:23] <^akiharu> what do u mean?
01[21:23] <Bishop> it's a mic program
01[21:23] <Bishop> like teamspeak and xfire
01[21:23] <Bishop> SGB has a ULK vent server running
01[21:24] <Bishop> that's why everyone has to come hang on irc
01[21:24] <Bishop> lot of stuff to discuss and set up
01[21:26] <Bishop> I am thinking wars should be either 4 vs 4 or 5 vs 5
01[21:26] <Bishop> that's a realistic number
01[21:27] <Bishop> as for rules, glitching allowed, no hell kills, no defending places that aren't reachable by foot, you crash you get to respawn
01[21:28] <Bishop> if I were up to me I'd throw everything in there though
01[21:28] <Bishop> includingly the hunter
01[21:28] <Bishop> skimmer
01[21:28] <Bishop> and helli kills
[21:30] <^akiharu> what does "vent" do?
[21:30] <^akiharu> exactly?

[21:32] <^akiharu> do we really ned something like ventrillo?
[21:32] <^akiharu> need*
01[21:32] <Bishop> yes
[21:32] <^akiharu> can't we just type?

lol


01[21:43] <Bishop> a base is not just some texture at a location
01[21:43] <Bishop> there are a lot of tactics involved
01[21:44] <Bishop> you have to learn the area and the angles by showing up for training

01[21:48] <Bishop> but again, no places that aren't reachable by foot, to prevent lame spot such as that one

[21:48] <^akiharu> alright lets talk later
[21:49] <^akiharu> i gtg pack up now
01[21:49] <Bishop> alright
01[21:49] <Bishop> I am posting about this in a few

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