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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:36 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:11 pm 
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I present The Three Bonos!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:29 am 
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Sephiroth after pushing to "divide" a "clan":

United we stand, Divided we fall
- BLK.Sephiroth

lmao is this guy a retard or what, not even trying to hide it anymore

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:05 pm 
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We recruit mainly paki's because it takes a moron to not be able to see right through us.

We learned that the price of pretending to be ULK was we will never recruit a single normal, decent player ever again.

However our plan still remains to recruit as many people as possible.

The solution we came up with was recruiting people who don't speak english and are underaged, which makes lying a lot easier.

This way we can basically come up with anything we want, contradict every sentence we make, with zero coherence, and will not have to deal with reality, truth or any context or meaning. We can in fact just put words next to eachother without any meaning.

To apply for BLK you need as weak a PC as possible, alternately if you have a normal PC, we can help you install the hitbox hack we decided to allow on our server, now we don't have to deal with ULK anymore.
Some would say allowing hacks on XE goes to show how low our standard is, that we aren't fit to run a server and have no morals.

And they would be right. As you remember ULK.SGB made the script for XE and no one in BLK every contributed anything but forum whoring, which also happens to be our main goal in VCMP.
As a member of BLK you will mainly be trying to get forum titles and play make believe games.
You don't actually have to play the game.
Our main game is pretending and lying, however after ULK started calling us out on the regular we found that they only people we are still able to convince of anything, live in pakistan and are around the age of 13. Since the less english they speak, the less they understand.
So we had to lower a standards to a point of being the most pathetic gang in Vice City history.

If that's you, you are out there, and you don't understand anything, that's all you will need to be accepted into BLK.

And who knows, one day when we open the books you might find yourself a forum moderator !!!1

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:55 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:56 pm 
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BLK's latest clan signing..

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:08 pm 
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Don't mind me. I'm just crossposting a few things our dear friend FOGHORN_LEGHORN_IS_BACK put on the BLK forums before they mysteriously vanished.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:14 pm 
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BLK official theme tune.

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